A unique Bribe!
The election fever could be felt campus wide and for Freshas the experience was electrifying. The goons had taken their place, escorting the wannabes while being paid by the hour. The contestants had jammed every space with their posters, promising us nirvana and criticizing the administration. Chants of Comrade Power filled the air all night long.
Angie was vying for the gender affairs position. In the posters many who had met her in person thought that her photo was a creation of clever tricks by a whiz kid on Photoshop. In the week that her posters were all over, the President and Wangari Maathai had become increasingly concerned about global warming; yes she was that hot!
I was alone in my room, when Angie walked in with a goon in tow. She wore a denim miniskirt and a fluffy black top.
“Hi, I am Angie, and this is Jack” As a soon as she said that the hoodlum, Jack, left probably to light a cigarette.
“It is nice to meet the hottest girl among the contestants, I am Rain” I enthused as I pointed to a seat next to my bed.
“Thank you. So Rain I came to request not only your vote but also your support among the first years…” my mind had been temporarily distracted by her thighs. She was sexy, her rear was well formed and it was a shame that she had to sit on my dusty chair.
“Yea, I know a couple of first years who can give you a vote,” I whispered back after my short reverie.
“Well, I hear you’re popular among the freshas how many votes can you deliver?”
“About 50,” I said pulling a figure in the air.
“Can you make it 200?” With that she stuck her tongue out and slowly rotated it on her upper and lower lip. Her torture did not stop there; she slowly rubbed her thighs while separating her legs and slowly pulled her skirt upwards. It was not rocket science to see that I was being bribed.
Of course a unique bribe that the Kenya Anticorruption Authority would not come running after me. It would also come in handy given that my girlfriend, Stella, had denied me the same the previous week. Angie was taking her time with her body language, her eyes had steadied and she inched closer to me.
“So Rain, do you think you can deliver those votes?” she had gained audacity and was now holding my cheek. It felt like seventh heaven and my body went numb. It was something that I had wanted all along. An option was to pull a Joseph of the Bible moment and flee from this crazy B****. Another option was to play along. As my mind raced with the options at its disposal, the door creaked and my roommate Sila walked in.
“Seems my offer has been interrupted, but think about it Rain,” Angie said and walked out. On the doorway, she thrust her poster to Sila’s hand then trotted out. At least now I had more time to think about Angie’s offer.
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